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Chapter 16 - Fire and Water

The sabotage did not come with the sheriff's men at noon; it came three hours before dawn on Monday.

Marcus was asleep on the cot in the dry-goods loft when the smell woke him. It wasn't the smell of woodsmoke or baking bread. It was the sharp, sour, rotten-egg stench of raw municipal gas mixed with the chemical bite of kerosene.

I was already awake in the small apartment three blocks away when my phone rang.

"Chef," Marcus gasped, his voice choked with coughs. "Don't turn on the lights. Don't use the bell. Get down here now."

When I reached Commerce Street, the alley was dark. Marcus was standing in the drizzle, his bare feet shoved into unlaced work boots, holding a five-foot crowbar. His knuckles were raw and bleeding.

"Someone went into the basement through the street grating," Marcus said, pointing with the iron bar toward the heavy cast-iron cellar door that opened onto the pavement. "They cut the lock with an oxy-acetylene torch. They smashed the regulator valve on the main supply line and poured five gallons of fuel oil across the coal slag."

"Is the carriage house draft open?" I asked, my heart dropping into my stomach.

"No," Marcus said. "Thank God the dampers were closed tight from last night. If one spark from the hearth bricks had drifted into the cellar rafters, the whole building would have blown through the roof like a Roman candle."

We didn't call the city emergency line. If we called L&I, J. Gormley would have the building condemned and boarded up before the sun cleared the river bridges.

"Get the extraction fans from the dry storage," I told Marcus. "We run them off the extension cables from the print shop next door. Jimmy, get down here with every bag of cat litter and dry sand from the shed."

For four hours, while the city slept in the cold November rain, we fought the darkness with iron shovels and five-gallon buckets.

We worked with handkerchiefs tied across our mouths, our eyes burning from the petroleum fumes. Jimmy Chen stood in the knee-deep mud of the old cellar, shoveling out the oil-soaked slag, dumping it into heavy steel drums while Marcus hauled them up through the hatch with a hemp rope. I crawled beneath the floor joists with a brass wrench, my hands numb with freezing water, until I found the brass shut-off cock behind the water meter and jammed the rusted lever ninety degrees until it screamed and locked into the dead position.

By eight in the morning, the gas line was physically capped with a threaded iron plug. The contaminated dirt was gone, hauled away in Jimmy’s brother’s pickup truck to an industrial remediation site in South Philly. We washed the cellar walls with three gallons of lye and hot water until the stone was white and the only smell left in the air was the clean, biting scent of wood ash and river stone.

At nine-thirty, a black sedan pulled up to the curb.

It wasn't Julian. It was J. Gormley, the municipal district inspector, wearing a yellow high-visibility vest and carrying an electronic gas-sniffer on an aluminum wand.

He didn't knock. He walked straight through the back service gate, his mouth set in a hard, bureaucratic smirk that smelled of dirty favors and municipal graft.

"Got an anonymous report of a Level Three gas leak at this address," Gormley said, brandishing his digital meter. "Whole block’s gotta be evacuated. Red-tagging the building until PECO digs up the street."

He shoved the wand toward the cellar grate.

The digital readout stayed dead at zero.

Gormley frowned. He tapped the wand against his palm, thinking the battery was dead. He walked into the kitchen, his heavy boots leaving gray mud prints on our clean limestone flags. He swept the sensor over the pass, around the stoves, and toward the mouth of the brick hearth.

The screen did not flicker.

"There is no gas in this building, Inspector," I said, stepping out of the carriage house archway with an iron peel in my hands. My apron was covered in white lime dust, my face smeared with gray ash, but my voice was as smooth and steady as an ice pick. "We had the meter pulled and the line decommissioned three weeks ago. We cook with hardwood. Perhaps you’d like to inspect our chimney certificate?"

Gormley stared at the meter, then at me. His small, piggy eyes darted toward the cellar door, which was freshly padlocked with a two-inch case-hardened steel hasp.

"I had a sworn complaint," he stammered. "A report from an eyewitness who smelled gas at four a.m."

"An eyewitness who was carrying a torch and a five-gallon can of kerosene?" Marcus asked, stepping up behind Gormley. Marcus was six-foot-two, his canvas apron soaked in lye, and he was holding a four-pound lump hammer in his right hand like it was a paring knife. "Because we caught that eyewitness on the security camera mounted above the print shop door, Mr. Gormley. Sarah Chen is showing the footage to the Special Investigations Unit at the Roundhouse right now."

Gormley’s face went the color of cold grease.

"I’m... I’m just doing my job," he muttered, tucking the wand under his arm and backing toward the alley. "Routine inspection. That’s all."

"Have a pleasant day, Inspector," I called after him. "And tell Arthur Vance that if he wants to burn down my kitchen, he’ll have to come with a bigger can next time."

When the gate clicked shut, Jimmy Chen collapsed onto an upturned milk crate, his face buried in his hands, his shoulders shaking with silent, exhausted laughter.

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"Table service starts in three hours, Chef," he wheezed. "We don't have a single head of lettuce washed."

"Then wash them," I said, handing him a clean white towel. "The fire is already hot."

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